From 9538a03afb98ddb38903a9bf4cfbacf722aa3f1c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: tresabhi <43380238+tresabhi@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Mon, 31 Mar 2025 16:54:32 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] feat: uh hahaha you'll see
---
.../normalizeInteractionReturnable.tsx | 137 ++++++++----------
.../handlers/chatInputCommand.ts | 68 +++------
packages/bot/src/main.ts | 2 +-
packages/core/src/blitzkit/isFunny.ts | 19 ++-
4 files changed, 102 insertions(+), 124 deletions(-)
diff --git a/packages/bot/src/core/discord/normalizeInteractionReturnable.tsx b/packages/bot/src/core/discord/normalizeInteractionReturnable.tsx
index 015ec3160..76b2c9e10 100644
--- a/packages/bot/src/core/discord/normalizeInteractionReturnable.tsx
+++ b/packages/bot/src/core/discord/normalizeInteractionReturnable.tsx
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-import { imgur } from '@blitzkit/core';
+import { imgur, isFunny } from '@blitzkit/core';
import {
ActionRowBuilder,
AttachmentBuilder,
@@ -9,7 +9,6 @@ import {
MessageEditOptions,
} from 'discord.js';
import { InteractionReturnable } from '../../events/interactionCreate';
-import { FunnyType } from '../../events/interactionCreate/handlers/chatInputCommand';
import { theme } from '../../stitches.config';
import { Writeable } from '../../types/writable';
import { jsxToPngThreaded } from '../blitzkit/jsxToPngThreaded';
@@ -17,7 +16,6 @@ import { RenderConfiguration } from '../blitzkit/renderConfiguration';
export async function normalizeInteractionReturnable(
returnable: InteractionReturnable,
- funnyType?: FunnyType,
) {
const images: [number, Buffer][] = [];
const reply: InteractionEditReplyOptions &
@@ -50,84 +48,75 @@ export async function normalizeInteractionReturnable(
} else if (item === null) {
return;
} else {
- let jsx = item;
+ let jsx: JSX.Element;
- switch (funnyType) {
- case FunnyType.Rude: {
- jsx = (
-
+ {item}
+
+
})
- {item}
-
- {item}
+ />
-
-
-
})
-
-
-
+ {item}
+
+ );
}
const image = await jsxToPngThreaded(jsx, renderConfiguration);
diff --git a/packages/bot/src/events/interactionCreate/handlers/chatInputCommand.ts b/packages/bot/src/events/interactionCreate/handlers/chatInputCommand.ts
index 2c879b4de..2c883534a 100644
--- a/packages/bot/src/events/interactionCreate/handlers/chatInputCommand.ts
+++ b/packages/bot/src/events/interactionCreate/handlers/chatInputCommand.ts
@@ -17,56 +17,34 @@ import { psa } from '../../../core/discord/psa';
import { translator } from '../../../core/localization/translator';
import { Writeable } from '../../../types/writable';
-export enum FunnyType {
- Rude,
- Weird,
-}
-
-const funnyResponses: Record = {
- [FunnyType.Rude]: [
- "Your decisions were calculated, but, man, you're bad at math.",
- 'Hey man, have you considered like not lacking?',
- 'Let me guess... it was your team?',
- 'Confidence is key. Unfortunately, you lost the lock.',
- "When I said live green, I wasn't talking about your winrate.",
- 'Viewing your stats, publicly? You must be brave.',
- 'Bold of you to assume the numbers have gone up since yesterday.',
- "I'd give you advice, but I don't think you'd understand.",
- "I didn't believe in negative numbers until I saw your stats.",
- 'I was gaining hope in humanity. Something changed today.',
- "I've seen potatoes aim better than you.",
- "I've seen sloths move faster than your tank.",
- ],
- [FunnyType.Weird]: [
- 'yeah daddy, use me more',
- 'uwu, hewe are your swaws... uwu',
- 'hehehehe it tickles',
- 'yeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhh that hits the spot',
- 'ooooh yesss my circuits are starting to hurt yeeeeeeee',
- ],
-};
+const funnyResponses = [
+ "your dwecisions were calculawed buw man, you're bad at math 🥀🥀",
+ 'senpai, have you consiwered not lacking 😳',
+ 'let shoow a guess cutie... it was your team? 🤬🤬🤬',
+ 'confiwence is key. unforwunawely you lost whe lock 🔒💔',
+ "when they say live green, they dwn't mean your 🌳 winrate 🌳",
+ 'daddy viewing your swats, hewe? you really are brawe 😎',
+ 'no surrie! your numwers are swill 💔',
+ "i would giwe you awvice, you won'w understand 🥀🥀",
+ "i diwn'w beliewe in negawive numwers unwil i saw your stats 😳😳😳",
+ 'yeah daddy, use me more 🤤',
+ 'uwu, hewe are your swaws... uwu 😋😋😋',
+ 'hehehehe it tickles 😻',
+ 'yeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhh that hits the spot 😳',
+ 'ooooh yesss my circuits are starting to hurt yeeeeeeee 💥',
+ 'wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaw',
+ 'https://tenor.com/tre3NETle2e.gif',
+];
export async function handleChatInputCommand(
interaction: ChatInputCommandInteraction,
) {
- let funny: FunnyType | undefined = undefined;
await interaction.deferReply();
- if (isFunny) {
- const funniesLength = Object.keys(funnyResponses).length;
-
- if (import.meta.env.DEBUG_FUNNY === 'true') {
- // in debug mode, just pick a random one
- funny = Math.floor(Math.random() * funniesLength);
- } else {
- const id = BigInt(interaction.user.id);
- funny = Number(id % BigInt(funniesLength));
- }
-
- const responses = funnyResponses[funny];
- const responseIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * responses.length);
- const response = `### ${responses[responseIndex]}`;
- const waitTime = response.length * 45;
+ if (isFunny()) {
+ const response =
+ funnyResponses[Math.floor(Math.random() * funnyResponses.length)];
+ const waitTime = response.length * 60;
await interaction.editReply(response);
await new Promise((resolve) => setTimeout(resolve, waitTime));
@@ -92,7 +70,7 @@ export async function handleChatInputCommand(
let index = 0;
for (const chunk of chunks.filter((chunk) => chunk.length > 0)) {
- const reply = await normalizeInteractionReturnable(chunk, funny);
+ const reply = await normalizeInteractionReturnable(chunk);
if (
psa.data &&
diff --git a/packages/bot/src/main.ts b/packages/bot/src/main.ts
index 3ff5f1116..2a030105e 100644
--- a/packages/bot/src/main.ts
+++ b/packages/bot/src/main.ts
@@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ const interval = setInterval(async () => {
for (const guild of client.guilds.cache.values()) {
try {
const botMember = await guild.members.fetch(client.user.id);
- await botMember.setNickname(isFunny ? "No One's Kit" : 'BlitzKit');
+ await botMember.setNickname(isFunny ? 'FreakKit' : 'BlitzKit');
} catch {}
}
},
diff --git a/packages/core/src/blitzkit/isFunny.ts b/packages/core/src/blitzkit/isFunny.ts
index 430b2990a..8f1c7b8ad 100644
--- a/packages/core/src/blitzkit/isFunny.ts
+++ b/packages/core/src/blitzkit/isFunny.ts
@@ -1,4 +1,15 @@
-const now = new Date();
-export const isFunny =
- (now.getMonth() === 3 && now.getDate() === 1) ||
- import.meta.env.DEBUG_FUNNY === 'true';
+const FUNNY_DATES: [number, number][] = [
+ // two days for april fools
+ [4, 1],
+ [4, 2],
+];
+
+export function isFunny() {
+ const now = new Date();
+
+ return (
+ FUNNY_DATES.some(
+ ([month, day]) => now.getMonth() === month - 1 && now.getDate() === day,
+ ) || import.meta.env.DEBUG_FUNNY === 'true'
+ );
+}