From e8ed4615feb38364106cc53c63e7e0cd88a06309 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: =?UTF-8?q?Tr=C3=A8sAbhi?= <43380238+tresabhi@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Tue, 31 Mar 2026 22:18:03 -0500
Subject: [PATCH 1/3] what am i even doing bro

---
 .../website/src/components/EasterEggs.astro   | 74 +++++++++++++++++++
 .../website/src/components/HomeHero.astro     |  5 +-
 .../website/src/pages/[...locale]/index.astro |  3 +-
 3 files changed, 78 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-)

diff --git a/packages/website/src/components/EasterEggs.astro b/packages/website/src/components/EasterEggs.astro
index c4721a191..22bee82c4 100644
--- a/packages/website/src/components/EasterEggs.astro
+++ b/packages/website/src/components/EasterEggs.astro
@@ -25,3 +25,77 @@
     setInterval(halloweenFrame, 1000 / 30);
   }
 </script>
+
+<script>
+  const elements = new Set<HTMLElement>();
+
+  function handle(event: PointerEvent) {
+    for (const element of elements) {
+      const rect = element.getBoundingClientRect();
+
+      const x0 = (rect.left + rect.right) / 2;
+      const y0 = (rect.top + rect.bottom) / 2;
+
+      const S = (window.innerWidth + window.innerHeight) / 2;
+      const s = S * 2 ** -6;
+
+      const dx = event.clientX - x0;
+      const dy = event.clientY - y0;
+      const d = Math.sqrt(dx ** 2 + dy ** 2);
+
+      const nx = dx / d;
+      const ny = dy / d;
+
+      const l = Math.tanh(d);
+      const x = -s * nx * l;
+      const y = -s * ny * l;
+
+      element.style.transform = `translate(${x}px, ${y}px)`;
+    }
+  }
+
+  window.addEventListener("pointermove", handle);
+  window.addEventListener("pointerdown", handle);
+
+  setInterval(() => {
+    const discovered = new Set<HTMLElement>(
+      document.querySelectorAll("span, a, h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6"),
+    );
+    const difference = discovered.difference(elements);
+
+    for (const element of difference) {
+      const styles = element.computedStyleMap();
+      const position = styles.get("position")?.toString();
+      const isMovable = position === undefined || position === "static";
+
+      if (!isMovable) continue;
+
+      elements.add(element);
+      element.style.position = "relative";
+
+      if (
+        element instanceof HTMLSpanElement ||
+        element instanceof HTMLAnchorElement
+      ) {
+        element.addEventListener("mouseover", () => {
+          if (element.children.length !== 0) return;
+
+          element.dataset.original = element.textContent ?? "";
+          element.textContent = "PLEASE don't click me";
+        });
+
+        element.addEventListener("mouseout", () => {
+          if (element.children.length !== 0) return;
+
+          element.textContent = element.dataset.original!;
+        });
+      }
+    }
+  }, 1000);
+</script>
+
+<style>
+  html {
+    filter: saturate(80%) hue-rotate(20deg) brightness(90%);
+  }
+</style>
diff --git a/packages/website/src/components/HomeHero.astro b/packages/website/src/components/HomeHero.astro
index 723201006..9b6ed4a7f 100644
--- a/packages/website/src/components/HomeHero.astro
+++ b/packages/website/src/components/HomeHero.astro
@@ -97,7 +97,7 @@ const strings = getStrings(locale);
             window.innerHeight) **
           2,
         0,
-        1
+        1,
       );
 
       // https://www.desmos.com/calculator/ndz2poxk32
@@ -130,7 +130,8 @@ const strings = getStrings(locale);
     <Flex direction="column" align="center" gap="1">
       <Heading size={{ initial: "8", xs: "9" }} weight="bold" align="center">
         <Flex align="center" gap={{ initial: "2", xs: "4" }}>
-          BlitzKit
+          <!-- BlitzKit -->
+          Keep Your Distance
           {
             isBranchNamed && (
               <Code
diff --git a/packages/website/src/pages/[...locale]/index.astro b/packages/website/src/pages/[...locale]/index.astro
index 9dba8b0c5..4495f1d92 100644
--- a/packages/website/src/pages/[...locale]/index.astro
+++ b/packages/website/src/pages/[...locale]/index.astro
@@ -6,7 +6,6 @@ import { literals } from "@blitzkit/i18n/src/literals";
 import { Box, Flex, Link } from "@radix-ui/themes";
 import type { GetStaticPaths } from "astro";
 import { AesonPlug } from "../../components/AesonPlug";
-import { Giveaway } from "../../components/Giveaway";
 import HomeHero from "../../components/HomeHero.astro";
 import { Plugs } from "../../components/Plugs";
 import ToolCard from "../../components/ToolCard.astro";
@@ -29,7 +28,7 @@ for (const id in tools) {
   const compatibleRow = rows.find(
     (row) =>
       row.length < MAX_TOOLS_PER_ROW &&
-      !("significant" in row[0] && row[0].significant)
+      !("significant" in row[0] && row[0].significant),
   );
 
   if (compatibleRow) {

From 6755115c8ae2ecd3697233ae1f00c3176feba0af Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: =?UTF-8?q?Tr=C3=A8sAbhi?= <43380238+tresabhi@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Tue, 31 Mar 2026 22:19:18 -0500
Subject: [PATCH 2/3] sick

---
 packages/website/src/components/HomeHero.astro | 9 ++++-----
 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-)

diff --git a/packages/website/src/components/HomeHero.astro b/packages/website/src/components/HomeHero.astro
index 9b6ed4a7f..0882ac0b4 100644
--- a/packages/website/src/components/HomeHero.astro
+++ b/packages/website/src/components/HomeHero.astro
@@ -146,11 +146,10 @@ const strings = getStrings(locale);
         </Flex>
       </Heading>
 
-      <Text color="gray" align="center" size="4"
-        >{
-          literals(strings.website.home.hero.credit, { name: "TrèsAbhi" })
-        }</Text
-      >
+      <Text color="gray" align="center" size="4">
+        <!-- {literals(strings.website.home.hero.credit, { name: "TrèsAbhi" })} -->
+        I'm a little sick
+      </Text>
     </Flex>
   </Flex>
 </Flex>

From e9412bc4048107e55850690b26dda93f353bdd1e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: =?UTF-8?q?Tr=C3=A8sAbhi?= <43380238+tresabhi@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Wed, 1 Apr 2026 21:17:46 -0500
Subject: [PATCH 3/3] revert: april fool's

---
 .../website/src/components/EasterEggs.astro   | 74 -------------------
 .../website/src/components/HomeHero.astro     |  6 +-
 2 files changed, 2 insertions(+), 78 deletions(-)

diff --git a/packages/website/src/components/EasterEggs.astro b/packages/website/src/components/EasterEggs.astro
index 22bee82c4..c4721a191 100644
--- a/packages/website/src/components/EasterEggs.astro
+++ b/packages/website/src/components/EasterEggs.astro
@@ -25,77 +25,3 @@
     setInterval(halloweenFrame, 1000 / 30);
   }
 </script>
-
-<script>
-  const elements = new Set<HTMLElement>();
-
-  function handle(event: PointerEvent) {
-    for (const element of elements) {
-      const rect = element.getBoundingClientRect();
-
-      const x0 = (rect.left + rect.right) / 2;
-      const y0 = (rect.top + rect.bottom) / 2;
-
-      const S = (window.innerWidth + window.innerHeight) / 2;
-      const s = S * 2 ** -6;
-
-      const dx = event.clientX - x0;
-      const dy = event.clientY - y0;
-      const d = Math.sqrt(dx ** 2 + dy ** 2);
-
-      const nx = dx / d;
-      const ny = dy / d;
-
-      const l = Math.tanh(d);
-      const x = -s * nx * l;
-      const y = -s * ny * l;
-
-      element.style.transform = `translate(${x}px, ${y}px)`;
-    }
-  }
-
-  window.addEventListener("pointermove", handle);
-  window.addEventListener("pointerdown", handle);
-
-  setInterval(() => {
-    const discovered = new Set<HTMLElement>(
-      document.querySelectorAll("span, a, h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6"),
-    );
-    const difference = discovered.difference(elements);
-
-    for (const element of difference) {
-      const styles = element.computedStyleMap();
-      const position = styles.get("position")?.toString();
-      const isMovable = position === undefined || position === "static";
-
-      if (!isMovable) continue;
-
-      elements.add(element);
-      element.style.position = "relative";
-
-      if (
-        element instanceof HTMLSpanElement ||
-        element instanceof HTMLAnchorElement
-      ) {
-        element.addEventListener("mouseover", () => {
-          if (element.children.length !== 0) return;
-
-          element.dataset.original = element.textContent ?? "";
-          element.textContent = "PLEASE don't click me";
-        });
-
-        element.addEventListener("mouseout", () => {
-          if (element.children.length !== 0) return;
-
-          element.textContent = element.dataset.original!;
-        });
-      }
-    }
-  }, 1000);
-</script>
-
-<style>
-  html {
-    filter: saturate(80%) hue-rotate(20deg) brightness(90%);
-  }
-</style>
diff --git a/packages/website/src/components/HomeHero.astro b/packages/website/src/components/HomeHero.astro
index 0882ac0b4..9fe85224f 100644
--- a/packages/website/src/components/HomeHero.astro
+++ b/packages/website/src/components/HomeHero.astro
@@ -130,8 +130,7 @@ const strings = getStrings(locale);
     <Flex direction="column" align="center" gap="1">
       <Heading size={{ initial: "8", xs: "9" }} weight="bold" align="center">
         <Flex align="center" gap={{ initial: "2", xs: "4" }}>
-          <!-- BlitzKit -->
-          Keep Your Distance
+          BlitzKit
           {
             isBranchNamed && (
               <Code
@@ -147,8 +146,7 @@ const strings = getStrings(locale);
       </Heading>
 
       <Text color="gray" align="center" size="4">
-        <!-- {literals(strings.website.home.hero.credit, { name: "TrèsAbhi" })} -->
-        I'm a little sick
+        {literals(strings.website.home.hero.credit, { name: "TrèsAbhi" })}
       </Text>
     </Flex>
   </Flex>